we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
