I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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