Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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