Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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