Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
