4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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