your thong is hanging out like whoa
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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