is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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