you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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