For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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