Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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