So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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