Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
