I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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