There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
