I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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