I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Randomize
