Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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