Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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