I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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