what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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