She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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