do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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