So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
