absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
