I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
