So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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