Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm always down for nudity.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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