some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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