Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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