try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my being single is dangerous.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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