But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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