they need to just BURY HIM!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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