ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Less talking, more tequila
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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