Ketchup is God's man juice
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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