I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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