nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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