dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
the liver wants what the liver wants
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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