Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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