he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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