Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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