xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
honey bunches of taint.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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