I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
