After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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