even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sext me about skeletons
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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