is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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