He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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