i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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