THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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