its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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