I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
