this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize