We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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