mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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