im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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