I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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