whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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