Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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