Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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