It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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