My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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